HEALTH

I’m not going to go into too much detail, it’s pretty self explanatory.  If you really want more detail – email me.  I would be happy to give you all the details.

  • Don’t make plans the night before.

  • Use SOFT toilet paper.
  • Prep-H helps the burn.

  • Best Chicken Broth – Swanson’s Low Sodium.

  • Have snack ready for right afterwards – Soft French bread is a good choice.

  • Drink the “prep” cold, it’s not as bad, and use a straw.

  • Dress comfortably.

  • Jell-O is ok the day before – just NOT red or purple.

  • The prep is worse than the procedure. 

  • Have a good book to carry with you - always.  You will have ample time to read.

  • Be prepared for the Coffee/Caffeine withdraw headache – have your ride home stop by Starbucks. 

  • Take the anesthesia.  Ignorance is bliss.

  • Eat fiber afterwards and drink plenty of fluids.  You don’t want to get backed-up. 

Tip:

If all else fails,
smile and nod.